Joke of the week
The Genealogy of Mr. Jack Schitt
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss
for a response when someone says, “You don’t know Jack
Schitt.” Now you can intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe
Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the
owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc.
They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe
Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6
children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parent’s objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb
Schitt, a high school drop out. However, after being
married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt
later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were
living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced
a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of
the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were
inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married
the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding
announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and
Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride,
Pisa Schitt. So now when someone says, “You don’t know Jack
Schitt”, you can correct them.
