Excuse me but is that a dog you’re wearing?
There is this woman who catches my bus that looks like she’s wearing a dog. She’s really tall, at least 5′10″ so she stands out anyway. But it’s the coat that gets all of the attention. It looks like she took a German Shepherd and wrapped it around her shoulders. The coat is a brownish color and it falls about mid-calf on her. It’s a very long coat and it looks ridiculous to say the least.
She must have had the coat in storage because it smells like moth balls. I don’t know if the coat is real fur or not but she needs to put that thing down. It’s not because it’s questionably fur. I’m not a PETA supporter or fur hater. It’s just a big ole’ ugly, musty coat. With a emphasis on musty.
I’ll be glad in 2 weeks when I start taking a different bus. Until then I hope the dog runs away or something.


