Archive for May 8th, 2008


Joke of the week 05/08/08

GOD’S PROBLEM NOW…..

 

The graveside service had barely ended, when there was a tremendous burst of thunder accompanied by a huge distant lightning bolt, followed by more rumbling thunder.

 

The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said,

 

“Well, she’s there.”

I am such a procrastinator

I wait until the last minute to do everything. I’m going to NJ tomorrow to visit my mom for Mother’s Day. I just did my hair last night and tonight I have to do laundry. Yes my clothes are still dirty. I don’t want to have to come home and do laundry for next week. I also just asked for Monday as a vacation day. My department is pretty laid back and if it’s open I can have the day. I’ve worked other places where they would not approve vacation if you didn’t request it 2 weeks in advance.

We’ve also put vacation planning on the back burner. I just realized that I have school one of the days that we’re supposed to be in Chicago which is a bummer. Now we’re looking at Hilton Head rentals, condos, and a few hotels but we haven’t decided on any one place yet. I really want to go on a cruise but that would be way too expensive this year. Maybe we’ll do that next year once I’m done with school.

Of course we would probably plan that at the last minute too.

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