Insane Random Ramblings

Ugh. Lately I’ve been on a junk food kick. Every week when I go to the store it’s a different thing. A few weeks ago it was fruit, which isn’t bad. Then it was chips last week. This week it’s cookies. Not just any cookies, but Famous Amos chocolate chip with pecans. They are so good. I’ve been looking online for cookie recipes to see if I can make them at home. I know they wouldn’t come out as good so I won’t even bother.

I know I’m allergic to chocolate and I’m gonna pay for this sooner or later. But for now, I’ll just enjoy the cookies.

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the  
tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local  
church. Before the services started, the townspeople were  
sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their  
families, etc.  

Suddenly, the Devil himself appeared at the front of the  
congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for  
the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic  
effort to get away from evil incarnate.  

Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for  
one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not  
moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate  
enemy was in his presence.  

Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man  
and said, “Don’t you know who I am?”  

The man replied, “Yep, sure do.”  

Satan asked, “Aren’t you afraid of me?”  

“Nope, sure ain’t,” said the man.  

Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, “Why  
aren’t you afraid of me?”  

The man calmly replied, “Been married to your sister for  
over 48 years.”