Joke of the week
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day,
and the preacher was standing at the door as he always
is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and
pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the
Lord!”
My friend replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord,
Pastor.”
Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at
Christmas and Easter?”
He whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.
