Insane Random Ramblings

Shy Guy…

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar turn and stares at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”

To which, he responds at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean, $200?”

Most of the jokes that I use on a weekly basis are recycled. I find them all over the internet and I get some of them by email. But everywhere you look you can find them. I want more original jokes. Not the same old jokes about pet supplements, dogs, cats or hookers. Although the hooker/tranny jokes are usually very funny.

I also love the Little Johnny jokes but I don’t see them anymore. I’ll have to search around and see what I can find.