Insane Random Ramblings

Ugh it’s terrible. The worse part is that I know exactly why it looks the way it does. Last week I wrote a post about how I ate a bunch of junk food. It was mostly chocolate, which I’m allergic to. Anyway this week my face looks like swiss cheese. I still had a bunch of chocolate left and I hurry up and ate it just to get rid of it. Now I want to go get some of the best fat burners I can find that also flush out your system so I can get rid of all of the chocolate. At least then maybe my face would clear up.

The next time I order candy from a coworker, I’ll make sure to freeze some instead eating it all at one time.

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for  
several years. He had a  large pond in the back, fixed  
up nice: picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball  
court, and so me apple and peach trees. The pond was  
properly shaped and fixed up for swimming. One evening  
the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look  
it over, as he hadn’t been there for a while. He grabbed  
a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he  
neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing  
with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of  
young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women  
aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.  

One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out  
until you leave!”  

The old man frowned, “I didn’t come down here to watch you  
ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.”  

Holding the bucket up he said, “I’m here to feed the  
alligator.”