Joke of the week
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the
woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the
husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body
because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to
donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt
was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The
husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about
where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor
also honor their secret. After all, this was a very
delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded
at the woman’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than
she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just
went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was
overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, “Dear,
I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.
There is no way I could ever repay you.”
“My darling,” he replied, “I get all the thanks I need
every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”
