Insane Random Ramblings

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this
> see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit,
> telling her not to dare go out like that!
>
> The teenager tells her ‘Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You
> gotta let your rose buds show!’ and out she goes.
>
> The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is
> sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains
> to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just
> not appropriate…
>
> The grandmother says, ‘Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your
> rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.

I had a headache when I got home from work last night so I laid down to take a nap. As I drifted off to sleep I heard all of these rumbling noises but I didn’t pay it any attention. I woke up around 7pm and it was pouring down raining. I fell back to sleep and woke up again around 9pm and it had finally slowed down to a steady rain.

I turned on the tv and found out that it started raining around 5:15 (just after I got home) and it poured down raining until almost 9pm. Streets were flooded all over the city. They showed people who had their cars parked on the street where the water came all the way up to the drivers side door. I know there are going to be a lot of insurance claims this week.

Some of my neighbors lost their power but my apartment building didn’t. It wasn’t like I was using any power though. It’s a good thing those diet pills that I take suppress my appetite or I would have been in trouble because there was no way I was going in the kitchen and trying to cook.

The weather is confused. It’s supposed to be April showers. I don’t remember anything about June downpours!