Snapple Fact #112
At birth, a Dalmatian is always pure white.
Archive for July, 2009
Be careful what you wish for
I won’t really get into what I mean because I have several people reading my blog that I don’t want interfering. But you know that saying “the grass always looks greener on the other side”? Well I’m going through that and a whole lot more right now.
I’ll just sit back and watch and see how things develop over the next week or two.
Joke of the week
Anniversary Mistake…
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him: “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.
Something shady is going on
On Monday night one of my neighbors pulled a truck into his garage. It was more like one of those Astro-Van type things. I only noticed because it was loud and it’s not the car he usually drives. Anyway, about 2am he pulled the truck halfway out and started taking something out and putting it into a waiting car. Then he closed put the truck back and closed the garage and left. This happened about 4 times throughout the night. Our garages are manual and make a lot of noise so it wasn’t like I could ignore it.
Needless to say I didn’t get a lot of sleep. As far as what he was doing? I have no idea and as long as he doesn’t bother me, I won’t bother him.
Today is going so slowly
It’s finally time to go home and I am so ready. I’ve been sleepy all day. I didn’t get a good night’s sleep because my neighbors decided that they wanted to celebrate until almost 1am. I think the police finally came by and asked them to turn down the music.
Hopefully they’re done with they’re celebrations and I can sleep soundly tonight.
Have a safe holiday weekend
It’s the Fourth Of July weekend starting today. Tomorrow is the actual holiday but since it’s the weekend people started celebrating early. I won’t be doing anything special but if you’re going to be out and about, make sure you have a safe and enjoyable weekend!
Joke of the week
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children. ‘You all have obsessions, he
observed.’
To the first mother, Mary, he said, ‘You are obsessed with eating.
You’ve even named your daughter Candy.’
He turned to the second Mom, Ann, ‘Your obsession is with money. Again,
it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.’
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce, ‘Your obsession is alcohol.. This too
shows itself in your child’s name, Brandy.’
At this point, the fourth Mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little
boy by the hand and whispered, ‘Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what
he’s talking about. Lets pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get
dinner.’
My computer is acting up
Last week I didn’t blog a lot because of everything that was going on. This week my computer is acting crazy. For the past 2 days it’s locked up on me. I can get to the internet but then it will take forever to load the next page. Once I get to that page, I can’t get to any other pages because that’s when the computer locks.
I really don’t want to buy a new computer now but I may have to. The timing couldn’t be worse as usual. I guess I’ll figure something out. Maybe I’ll luck up and one of my friends will sell me one of their used computers. I can only hope.
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