Insane Random Ramblings

He Said To Me!

He said to me . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it
I said to him . . . You wear pants don’t you?

He said to me . . …… Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That’s a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart

He said to me.. … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ….. Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said to me. ….. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. .. They don’t have time

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

He said…What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow.

He said to me…. Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

I love Snapple Peach Tea. It’s my favorite flavor and I get it several times per week. It used to come in a hard glass bottle with a Snapple fact under the lid. I loved them and I posted two of them on this blog. This one and this one. I had planned on posting more but they aren’t there anymore. The new Snapple bottle is plastic with a plain white lid and no facts underneath.

I still love Snapple and I’ll still drink it. But it’s just not the same without the facts on the lid.

I’m really missing my sports today. Especially after the overload I got all weekend. There was all kinds of football and baseball every day. In addition to that I had the repeats of several of my favorite shows. I have to wait until Thursday to see more sports. Then I get to overload again.

At least I have one of my favorite shows coming on tomorrow.

Holidays are great. I love having 3 days off to do nothing but loaf around the house and watch tv all day. Unfortunately it seems to go so fast. I can’t believe I only have 3 hours until I have to get ready for work again.

At least I still have a football game and the rest of the baseball game to watch tonight. I don’t have to worry about hearing about my friends disability appeal or her medical issues. At least not until tomorrow anyway. I plan on enjoying the rest of the night by kicking back and putting my feet up and watching tv until I fall asleep.

It’s so stupid. I play it every year and I never win anything. Oh wait, I forgot that I won a apple pie last year. Major eyeroll at that. So far I’ve entered over 12 codes and all I won is 25 My Coke Rewards points. Considering there is nothing on that site worth saving points for, I don’t consider that a win either.

I enter sweepstakes and contests a lot so I know that you can’t win every time but this game is just ridiculous.

Today is the first day of the playoffs and there’s a triple-header on. The Phillies already beat the Rockies in the first game. The Yankees are playing the Twins right now and the Cardinals play the Dodgers later on tonight.

I know I’m going to be tired tomorrow but I plan on watching all three games.

My friend is really going through it right now. She’s overweight by a lot and that contributes to a lot of her problems but she’s also diabetic which is major. She doesn’t have a good healthplan like bcbsnc and right now she really needs it. Somehow her plan (evil UPMC) got changed and her insulin went from $12.50 for 2 weeks to $65. It’s not open enrollment and her family status hasn’t changed. I think someone typed in the wrong social security number and changed her plan by mistake.

For now she has to wait until the company finishes their “investigation” to get her old rates back. And it’s not like she has any choice but to kick out the extra money. It’s a crummy situtation all around.

I have a few ramblings about sports today:

• The Steelers looked crazy last night. The offense would score and the defense was doing ok until the 4th quarter. Then they gave up 2 touchdowns in less than 3 minutes. They need to shore up that D. When is Troy coming back?
• I’ve been watching a lot of college football lately. I don’t know if it’s because there is nothing else on tv or what but I’ve been really into it. I’m not rooting for any particular team though.
• The baseball playoffs still aren’t set because the Tigers and Twins have to play a deciding game tomorrow. The Vikings are playing tonight so the baseball game had to be pushed back.
• I’m rooting for the Twins because of Detroit’s goofy fans. On Friday night there was a Detroit fan with a “Bring On The Yankees” sign. Uhhh, your team isn’t even in the playoffs yet and you’re confident that you can beat the next team. Talk about counting your chickens before they’re hatched.
• I registered for World Series tix. I probably won’t get them and even if I do, I probably won’t be able to go. But I’ll try and see what happens. Who knows, maybe I’ll get lucky.
• A-Rod was about to break his 12 year streak of 30 HR’s and 100 rbi’s. He had 28 and 93. So what did he do? Only go out and hit 2 homers and drive in 7 on the last game of the season. Let’s just hope he produces like that during the post-season.

This is my favorite time of the year. I’m loving all of the sports that I’m seeing lately. I’ll actually be sad when baseball is done because I know that means Winter is just about here.

One of my friends offered me some of her old clothes. She’s pregnant now and still hasn’t lost the weight from her last pregnancy. She doesn’t anticipate fitting back into her clothes for quite some time. She also just moved so she wanted to get rid of some of her things to clear up space. The clothes that she gave me were going to get thrown away if I had said no. I suggested that she take them to Goodwill or something instead but she said no so I said that I would take them.

I’m not opposed to wearing someone elses clothes and I really apprectiate that she thought of me. However I have issues with hand me downs since I was a kid. It’s a weird feeling that I get that makes me feel like a charity case or something. I guess growing up poor leaves you with weird notions and feelings about things.

I just feel like I should always say yes even when it’s something that I don’t really want. I didn’t want to seem rude or act like I thought I was “too good” for her clothes. I just need to practice saying no without sounding like a snot. It’s not something that I’m comfortable with though.